CORNERED

"May a thousand curses descent upon you and may you be reborn as govinda" should have been the words my friend whispered into my ear but i was too shocked at what was happening in front of my eyes to react to the situation.

What started as a mid day rabidity culminated into a nemesis when my really really sweet friend incorporated a really really sweet revenge upon me for spoiling his really really sweet sunday.

When i had frantically called marauder and dunds to watch the old man in Action i hadnt anticipated this in my wildest imaginations. All gathered up at the movies to find out that the old man has been sidelined for a day by the boy wizard due to an insurge from a huge fan following.

Well now according to the "If not the mistress at least the maid" policy we set out in search for the nearest theatre complex to make up for the loss. and landed up for this lifetime reverence.

Govinda making a comeback and that too romancing katrina kaif , excellent chemistry with salman muscle khan and a 2 star by rajeev masand (i have stopped watching his show) were the taglines.




My friend did not leave room for any second thoughts and purchased 3 tickets as soon as we set our foot into the complex.

All of us were smiling all this time. Well i wanted to show others that i havent made a total fool of myself by taking this decision and iam gonna thoroughly enjoy this and i presume they too wanted to convey the same thing.


We entered the groundling circle and the entry door had a strong stench of urine. I bet the ticket collector must be peeing regularly on the door to vent his anger for the theatre management.
Managed to get seated among a bunch of bihari migrant workers who smelled funny.

My friends were still smiling...

The supposed to be funny plot unveiled as the life of love guru aka salman who finds it quite easy with the opposite sex right from his birth and pursuing a job of love consultant.

Govinda is a loser (IIM A graduate with second class as he introduces himself)(All CAT aspirants note this)
who is madly in love with his boss (k kaif) consults salman to help him out.

We sat dumbstruck during the funny scenes , laughed our head out during the emotional scenes and slept during the song sequences and somehow made it through the three hour long shit bath.

The only remnants i have about it are

1. Salman's CBR
2. Govinda's boobs
3. Katrina kaif's thighs
4. All the extras in the party , office and mall scenes (people seldom notice them. take my word. they r real fun to watch)
5. The extremely salty LAYS we had
6.The Urine at the door

David Dhawan has managed to make his magnum tortura with this diarrhoeal adaptation of HITCH

Friends not smiling now... :)

PS:- My Friend, you are turning suicidal, u almost got us killed today.